the bulldog strikes back

March 28, 2011 § 2 Comments

Because I am running late Doris is left at home while I drive to do nursery pickup.
We arrive home.
Doris appears to be feigning sleep.
Pink bunny appears to have lost its ears. 

A quick autopsy confirms cause of ear loss is mauling by bulldog.
Interrogation of suspect proves fruitless. Motivation presumed to be protest at being left alone for a half hour.
Suspect claims diminished responsibility due to abandonment.

3yo soon identifies another transgression. Doris has eaten through the telephone cable. A clear cry for attention by attempting to cut off our means of communication with the outside world.
Judge rules in favour of bulldog and orders more ear-scratching and an immediate trip to the park.


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