the bulldog strikes back
March 28, 2011 § 2 Comments
A quick autopsy confirms cause of ear loss is mauling by bulldog.
Interrogation of suspect proves fruitless. Motivation presumed to be protest at being left alone for a half hour.
Suspect claims diminished responsibility due to abandonment.
3yo soon identifies another transgression. Doris has eaten through the telephone cable. A clear cry for attention by attempting to cut off our means of communication with the outside world.
Judge rules in favour of bulldog and orders more ear-scratching and an immediate trip to the park.